'Chuck' (NBC)
Drink every time you see a Subway logo.
Drink every time Sarah runs in slow-mo.
Drink every time there's a quippy pop-culture reference.
Drink every time you hear the word "awesome."
Drink every time Casey punches someone in the face.
Drink every time someone tells Chuck to stay where he is. Drink again when he disobeys.

'Bones' (FOX)
Drink every time Booth says, "This here's Dr. Temperance Brennan."
Drink every time Caroline calls someone "cherie."
Drink every time Angela calls someone "sweetie."
Drink every time Brennan uses a word you don't understand.
Drink every time Brennan explains why a joke is funny.
Drink every time you yell, "Just make out already!" at your screen.

'The Vampire Diaries' (The CW)
Drink every time Damon wiggles his eyebrows.
Drink every time Matt is about to say something, but is interrupted.
Drink every time a newcomer arrives in Mystic Falls with a secret agenda.
Drink every time Jenna invites a stranger into her home.
Drink every time you see a magical piece of jewelry.
Drink every time you see a leather jacket.
Drink every time Stefan points at someone or something using a claw-hand.
Drink every time Jeremy is more attractive than he was the last time he was on screen.
Drink every time Bonnie makes orgasm noises during magic.
Drink every time any character drops everything because Elena might be in danger.

'American Idol' (FOX)
Drink every time Jennifer Lopez calls someone "baby."
Drink every time you see a Ford or Coca-Cola logo.
Drink every time Ryan Seacrest is taller than the person he's standing next to.
Bonus sympathy sip: Drink every time one of the contestants looks like they could use a drink.

'Hellcats' (The CW)
Drink every time Dan's hair is flawless.
Drink every time you see a belly button. Okay, not every time. Maybe you should alternate with water.
Drink every time there's an impromptu musical performance.
Drink every time you wish Gale Harold was in this scene.

'Fringe' (FOX)
Drink every time Walter is hungry.
Drink every time something gross makes you lose your appetite forever.
Drink every time you think to yourself, "I wish there were more Peter in this episode."
Drink every time you see a twizzler.
Drink every time Gene appears.